Once upon a time, former night club bouncer, seamstress and professional bedtester George East and his wife Donella fled to Normandy to escape their creditors and try to live off their wits in a foreign land.
George’s first book (‘Home & Dry in France’) told the hilarious story of the couple’s first attempts to make a new life in a rural region where time is cheap, and reluctant tractors are started on a frosty morning with a shot of moonshine apple brandy.
George East is the founder (and only) member of the George East For The Nobel Prize for Writing Committee. He spends his year living halfway up what counts as a mountain in Brittany, venturing forth to research the history, culture and (mostly) bars and restaurants of other regions of France for new books.
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Once upon a time, former night club bouncer, seamstress and professional bedtester George East and his wife Donella fled to Normandy to escape their creditors and try to live off their wits in a foreign land.
George’s first book (‘Home & Dry in France’) told the hilarious story of the couple’s first attempts to make a new life in a rural region where time is cheap, and reluctant tractors are started on a frosty morning with a shot of moonshine apple brandy.
Nobody was more surprised than the author (or perhaps his bank manager) when the book was an instant success, and response to demands from an army of enthusiastic readers (and the bank manager!) saw the start of the long-running and hugely popular Mill of the Flea Chronicles.
‘French Cricket’ is the fifth book in what has become a cult series, and follows our accident- prone hero through a long summer in Lower Normandy as he encounters an increasingly bizarre collection of characters, situations and events.
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Distractions from his money-making survival schemes to create ready-pickled eggs and breed boa-constrictors in the Big Pond include regular meetings of the infamous Jolly Boys Club.
Members of this select debating society include the allegedly immortal Old Pierrot, who claims to have been on first name terms with William the Conqueror, JayPay (village superchef and entry for the moustache-growing championships of Lower Normandy), and the hypochondriacal Scabby Michel, who has had volumes of medical journals written about his ever-growing collection of exotic illnesses.
Elsewhere, there’s the invasion of an equally unusual collection of would-be British settlers, whose ranks feature a rollerblading barrister in search of the real world, and a retired ‘hand artist’ who claims to have been a stunt fingers double for Warren Beatty.
Meanwhile, back at the Mill of the Flea, there are the constant confrontations with a tribe of homicidal goldfish and the escape committee in the chicken run, and failed attempts to find a dancing partner for a ballet-loving goose and cure a duck of its fear of water.
As another memorable summer draws to a close, things are obviously quite normal at the Mill of the Flea…
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